Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”
“OH NO!” President Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,
nervously watching as the president sits, head in
hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks …
“How many is a Brazillion?”
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Q: What is Bush’s position on Roe vs. Wade?
A: He really doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans.
Thanks to Cameron.
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September 21st, 2005 at 1:05 am
Don’t expect a “flood” of laughter on that one. ;-)
September 21st, 2005 at 3:30 am
I think someone looted the comedy in it. Who knows what they will take next…